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📽️ᗰOTIOᑎ ᑭIᑕTᑌᖇᕮ..............❦ ᕮᒪᕮᗩᑎOᖇ & ᑕOᒪᕮTTᕮ.......❝ 55 STᕮᑭS ❞
❥IᑎSᑭIᖇᗩTIOᑎᗩᒪ ᒪIᖴᕮ STOᖇIᕮS.....................★ᗷᑌIᒪᗪIᑎG YOᑌᖇ ᕼOᑌSᕮ
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📽️ᗰOTIOᑎ ᑭIᑕTᑌᖇᕮ..............❦ ᕮᒪᕮᗩᑎOᖇ & ᑕOᒪᕮTTᕮ.......❝ 55 STᕮᑭS ❞
❥IᑎSᑭIᖇᗩTIOᑎᗩᒪ ᒪIᖴᕮ STOᖇIᕮS.....................★ᗷᑌIᒪᗪIᑎG YOᑌᖇ ᕼOᑌSᕮ
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★Perfect sense for children
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a bowl of apples, saying: “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
★A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”..The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
★The DNA Test
After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
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★ID ten T error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No", I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like that little boy.
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