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@Teeny💋 Girl you know me TOOO Good!!! Everybody is saying she was stupid for doing that, and I am thinking that bear got off lucky! I still would stick to my vow of not killing another living creature, but my adrenaline would be so high I would have chased the bear after!
That Really was just an amazing encounter. I just wish I knew if the girl and the dogs were already outside or not, because the bear and cubs were there for a pretty good moment before the Gang decided to defend the homestead.

It was almost like she opened the kitchen door and they all charged at once. You would think that the big dog would have smelled them long before they made it to the top of the fence and would have been going apesh*t! What is funny to me, is that I was in Cherokee, NC this past weekend at the casino with my Brother and one of my Sisters and we went to a Black Bear Rescue center that I help fund and we got to feed a few Bears and the River Otters.
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If I knew how to send videos from my phone to this laptop, I would post them. They have a female bear named Peanut that I met the very first day they took her in and I have seen her at least once, but usually twice a month since then, and she LOVES ME!

She literally bats her eyes at me every time I go up there to see her! It's the stinkin cutest thing you'll ever see. She's full grown now tho, so I cant go in there because even though she just wants to love on me, at 400lbs, I wouldn't last the first "Bear Hug!" Do I have your email? If so, I'll try to send a video or two of her from this past weekend. Anyways Chica, I hope all is well with you guys and if ya'll can get over to E. Tn, I can arrange a private visit with the rescue.

I LOVE showing kids the bears. They are ALWAYS Fascinated, but then their parents start thinking I'm a weirdo & have to pry the kids away. I Hate People 90% of the time, but I especially can't stand those parents that ruin a kids hopefully transcendent learning experience just because they think everyone is out to human traffic their bratty kids! LOL.

Anyways, tell Ross I said hello and I'll check back in here in a little bit to see if I can email the vids of Peanut the flirty Black Bear! ttyl my friend!
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@Teeny💋 OMG Girl, THANK YOU SO VERY FREAKIN MUCH!!! That has literally made my day! I am having the most emotional day for some reason. Actually, I know exactly the reason! I put a $500 deposit on my next 4-Legged wife. The damn spitting image of my Gypsy, she was the cutest thing ever! I found them while I was taking Jazz, my formerly abused, foster/permanent now Jack Russel terrier who we found out is almost completely blind.She's every bit of 14yrs old and I started seriously looking for our next Yorkie after X-mas, because our family is not complete without a furchild and in the past it has helped us big time having another one, when one dies. So anyways, I am walking out with my old blind JazzBurger-Helper(nickname given because anytime I am outside working in the yard, she never leaves my side and watches very closely like shes my supervisor. so I tell her shes my helper.) On the bulletin board I catch a little Index Card that says BABY YORKIES 4SALE! 3BOYS,1GIRL. AVAILABLE 2nd Week of Feburary! Deposit Required! BAM I was on the phone ASAP! Turns out she had just put the card up, two hours before I got there! So at this point it is like 4:30 in the afternoon. I was wanting to go over there right then to look at the puppy, but she gives me some kind of excuse or something she had to do, but she sent me a pic of the entire litter, and turns out the female was the one that looks like my Gypsy! I told her SOLD! When could I see her in person and give them the $500 deposit! She gives me the address and set the meet for the next Monday, I was sooo excited, but I still wanted to wait until I saw the puppy and everything before I told the girls anything. Monday rolls around and I text her when I'm on my way, she says ok but could I wait half an hour because she was getting ready to jump in the shower. I was fine with that because as you may or may not be aware, but a great many porno movies begin in a very similar fashion, and as good a man as I am, hell even I appreciate a clean piece of ahhh anyways, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I AM JOKING!! LOL! Hell I have been married over 20 years and I could care less about cleanliness if I am about to get lucky! OK, I REALLY AM JUST BEING AN IDIOT! I tend to deal with Bad situations with humor. Who am I kidding, I treat EVERY Situation with humor!
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Anyways,my retarded humor aside, I notice the address she gave me as probably the nicest neighborhood in W.Knoxville. The lowest priced houses start at 1.5mil, they are enormous!I used to fool around with this super rich high school chick back in like October! Sorry! Back in High School, so I was very familiar with the road. Sure enough I pull up to the damn estate,&knock on the 15 ft solid bronze door that costs more than my entire history of houses! Soon as I do I hear the familiar yipping of a gang of small guard dogs! The door opens&this damn Woman opens the door, with her hair up in a towel,& a freakin wash rag wrapped around her freshly showered body! I was SO DAMN PUMPED! I was about to live the fantasy! JK! Again,I'm Sorry! Maybe I am sick in the head!?

I was kidding about my thoughts tho not her being in a hand towel &NOTHING ELSE! I know this because A-she bent over to pick the female pup out. and B- Because as she was heading upstairs after handing me the dog,the damn Wash rag fell right the f**k off! I acted like I didnt see,but guess what? YEPPY,I CERTAINLY DID! However, during all of my inuendos I forgot 2mention what was Really on in the mind between my ears.It was 'HOW IN THE UFCK IS THIS BITCH LIVING IN THIS HOUSE?! She may have been in her early 20's&not a minute older. By the time she got back downstairs, I was in LOVE! With the small puppy that is! Gosh Teens get your head outa the gutter!

I give her the envelope with the money in it&give my girl a kiss right on her tiny head&we arrange for me to pick her up today! My story is 2long so I'll cut to the chase because Im going to cry some more I think, yeah thats going to be a definite!

I just got home a couple of hours ago from the enormous mansion where a scene from a porno could have happened&did inside my mind! Only this time, an old lady answers and tells me that I am the 8th person she has had to break the news too.Her grand daughter,who is strung out on pills scammed who knows how many people&the yorkies are like Ultra Champion Blood Fuckers that sell for 20grand each! I dont love them that much! Really I could tell that they were gorgeous,but I just thought it was because millionaires owned them and could afford,IDK some kind of expensive ass monkey spunk shampoo or something, I was just blinded.Anyways,She did write me a check for the $, plus $200 more because I was the only man to knock on their door with the same story as the others! Really thats not it. I was the only male alright&also the ONLY person out of them all that Completely lost my sh*t and had a meltdown! HAPPY DAMN BDAY 2ME!
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@Teeny💋 THANKS SISTER!!! I Need as much Good, positive,helpful things as I can get right now! I HOPE YALL HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!!!!

@Teeny💋 No Ma'am, THANK YOU!!! I could be mistaken, or flat out retarded, but did I see you tell someone you guys live in Tn? Because how tf I didnt know that, or forgot that is beyond me! Anyways, Im based in Knoxville, but I am buying a cabin right on the border of the GSMNP this week! Its going to be a place I can get away to and focus on writing and letting the girls have a break from me! Anyways, once I close on it and furnish it, you and your gang are so very welcomed to come up on vacay! I'll let you know when its fit for human habitation! Really its brand new, the poor guy spent everything on his dream mountain chalet, and died two months before he was set to move down here! Anyways girlie, I'll keep u posted and send pics when its done. Hope the littles are getting settled and ready for school! Have a good evening friend!

@Bread&Circuses That is Awesome! I have started transforming my home office into a damn Civil War museum! Really not a museum but its damn near getting that way, but I really like that piece! If you dont mind me asking, what'd you give for it? I'll see if I cant upload some pics of some of my civil war collection this weekend. GREAT Find My Friend!