Happy Birthday, Charles.
Happy happy birthday to you.. ya crazy stuffs
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Happy birthday my dear friend! I hope you had a wonderful day! I'll sending you love, happiness and a big birthday hug!
@Teeny💋 OMG Girl, THANK YOU SO VERY FREAKIN MUCH!!! That has literally made my day! I am having the most emotional day for some reason. Actually, I know exactly the reason! I put a $500 deposit on my next 4-Legged wife. The damn spitting image of my Gypsy, she was the cutest thing ever! I found them while I was taking Jazz, my formerly abused, foster/permanent now Jack Russel terrier who we found out is almost completely blind.She's every bit of 14yrs old and I started seriously looking for our next Yorkie after X-mas, because our family is not complete without a furchild and in the past it has helped us big time having another one, when one dies. So anyways, I am walking out with my old blind JazzBurger-Helper(nickname given because anytime I am outside working in the yard, she never leaves my side and watches very closely like shes my supervisor. so I tell her shes my helper.) On the bulletin board I catch a little Index Card that says BABY YORKIES 4SALE! 3BOYS,1GIRL. AVAILABLE 2nd Week of Feburary! Deposit Required! BAM I was on the phone ASAP! Turns out she had just put the card up, two hours before I got there! So at this point it is like 4:30 in the afternoon. I was wanting to go over there right then to look at the puppy, but she gives me some kind of excuse or something she had to do, but she sent me a pic of the entire litter, and turns out the female was the one that looks like my Gypsy! I told her SOLD! When could I see her in person and give them the $500 deposit! She gives me the address and set the meet for the next Monday, I was sooo excited, but I still wanted to wait until I saw the puppy and everything before I told the girls anything. Monday rolls around and I text her when I'm on my way, she says ok but could I wait half an hour because she was getting ready to jump in the shower. I was fine with that because as you may or may not be aware, but a great many porno movies begin in a very similar fashion, and as good a man as I am, hell even I appreciate a clean piece of ahhh anyways, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I AM JOKING!! LOL! Hell I have been married over 20 years and I could care less about cleanliness if I am about to get lucky! OK, I REALLY AM JUST BEING AN IDIOT! I tend to deal with Bad situations with humor. Who am I kidding, I treat EVERY Situation with humor!
Anyways,my retarded humor aside, I notice the address she gave me as probably the nicest neighborhood in W.Knoxville. The lowest priced houses start at 1.5mil, they are enormous!I used to fool around with this super rich high school chick back in like October! Sorry! Back in High School, so I was very familiar with the road. Sure enough I pull up to the damn estate,&knock on the 15 ft solid bronze door that costs more than my entire history of houses! Soon as I do I hear the familiar yipping of a gang of small guard dogs! The door opens&this damn Woman opens the door, with her hair up in a towel,& a freakin wash rag wrapped around her freshly showered body! I was SO DAMN PUMPED! I was about to live the fantasy! JK! Again,I'm Sorry! Maybe I am sick in the head!?
I was kidding about my thoughts tho not her being in a hand towel &NOTHING ELSE! I know this because A-she bent over to pick the female pup out. and B- Because as she was heading upstairs after handing me the dog,the damn Wash rag fell right the f**k off! I acted like I didnt see,but guess what? YEPPY,I CERTAINLY DID! However, during all of my inuendos I forgot 2mention what was Really on in the mind between my ears.It was 'HOW IN THE UFCK IS THIS BITCH LIVING IN THIS HOUSE?! She may have been in her early 20's&not a minute older. By the time she got back downstairs, I was in LOVE! With the small puppy that is! Gosh Teens get your head outa the gutter!
I give her the envelope with the money in it&give my girl a kiss right on her tiny head&we arrange for me to pick her up today! My story is 2long so I'll cut to the chase because Im going to cry some more I think, yeah thats going to be a definite!
I just got home a couple of hours ago from the enormous mansion where a scene from a porno could have happened&did inside my mind! Only this time, an old lady answers and tells me that I am the 8th person she has had to break the news too.Her grand daughter,who is strung out on pills scammed who knows how many people&the yorkies are like Ultra Champion Blood Fuckers that sell for 20grand each! I dont love them that much! Really I could tell that they were gorgeous,but I just thought it was because millionaires owned them and could afford,IDK some kind of expensive ass monkey spunk shampoo or something, I was just blinded.Anyways,She did write me a check for the $, plus $200 more because I was the only man to knock on their door with the same story as the others! Really thats not it. I was the only male alright&also the ONLY person out of them all that Completely lost my sh*t and had a meltdown! HAPPY DAMN BDAY 2ME! Read moreLess
@CHACHiPAGLiACCi OMG that is some crazy sh*t! Sounds like something that would happen to my husband, always weird and crazy sh*t happens to him. That is so messed up start to finish. To use puppies for a scan like that and getting your hopes up. Did she want you to follow her upstairs??? Well keep your eye out bc you will find another Yorkie. My husband would have cloned Jade the one we lost last year if he could have. I know how it is, if I lost my little man bodhi I would be a mess. I've actually been thinking of registering him as my therapy pet. He is with me literally 24/7. If your still looking I will put some feelers out and see if I can find baby Yorkies for sale. I've already wanted one myself. Bodhi wasn't socialized with other dogs before we got him so it is really hard for us to add anymore right now. He was fine with Jade and Juno our 2 pits but not fine with any new ones. ... He also has little man syndrome and thinks he's a huge scary dog. I'm so sorry that happened to you though that really sucks balls. I know your story isn't funny but you write with such humor, maybe you should write a book. Got to run but I'm sending another hug your way! 💋💋💋 Read moreLess
From my family to yours,
Teeny, Ross, Kaleb, Juno & Bondi
@Teeny💋 THANKS SISTER!!! I Need as much Good, positive,helpful things as I can get right now! I HOPE YALL HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!!!!
@Teeny💋 No Ma'am, THANK YOU!!! I could be mistaken, or flat out retarded, but did I see you tell someone you guys live in Tn? Because how tf I didnt know that, or forgot that is beyond me! Anyways, Im based in Knoxville, but I am buying a cabin right on the border of the GSMNP this week! Its going to be a place I can get away to and focus on writing and letting the girls have a break from me! Anyways, once I close on it and furnish it, you and your gang are so very welcomed to come up on vacay! I'll let you know when its fit for human habitation! Really its brand new, the poor guy spent everything on his dream mountain chalet, and died two months before he was set to move down here! Anyways girlie, I'll keep u posted and send pics when its done. Hope the littles are getting settled and ready for school! Have a good evening friend!
@CHACHiPAGLiACCi Yes we are on the outskirts of Nashville in spring Hill. Ross' family grew up behind Fulton High and he lived off Paper Mill. What a small world it is! Ross' also had a cabin in the woods we escape to in Hohenwald, the. Your place sounds amazing, it sounds like everything happens for a reason. We would be honored to visit sometime in the future. You keep smiling and putting positive vibes out in the world and it will come back to you. Sending you love, happiness and positive vibes ???
This Russian collusion scheme actually worked. After all, Hilliary isn't in jail.
Picked this up at the range the other day:
37 inches long, 20.5 tall, 1.75 deep
@Bread&Circuses That is Awesome! I have started transforming my home office into a damn Civil War museum! Really not a museum but its damn near getting that way, but I really like that piece! If you dont mind me asking, what'd you give for it? I'll see if I cant upload some pics of some of my civil war collection this weekend. GREAT Find My Friend!
@CHACHiPAGLiACCi Cool, I paid $150.
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@Teeny💋 Awwww Friend!! This is the first time I have seen this and it says it was posted a month ago! I gotta tell you though, I NEEDED to see it TODAY!!! Thanks So Much and I Hope You Guys Are Having A Great Fourth! Also, I have been super dooper busy getting my new blog and social media accounts and just everything under one person, that can actually keep track of running the pages so I can focus on writing. I would absolutely love it, if you would give me an honest opinion on some of my stuff before I publish it! Not only do I think we are kindred spirits, I truly value your opinion and would consider anything you have to say about it, as gospel! Anyways, I'll be meeting with my social media and web content manager this weekend, and once I have the info, I would love to share it with you first. Honestly, the only thing holding me back is all the tech bs and linking sh*t. I just want to write and Hopefully find a audience online, but I dont know how to do anything but string words together, and I'm not really proficient at that. Anyways sister, THANKS FOR THE MSG!! IT MEANS ALOT TO ME!! Especially since I literally have zero friends, and its mostly my own fault! Anyways, Im going to stop before I have a dr phil moment as I seem to always have when talking about myself, But have a BLESSED Holiday Weekend and I'll be in touch!
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@CHACHiPAGLiACCi Thank you so much for your kind words. I don't understand why you don't have many friends at as I think your awesome! You are by far the most loyal friend I have in here. Hey it's their loss not yours. I would LOVE to read your writing! Just let me know. I did have a great 4th, we got out and went to the pool. I couldn't watch fireworks as my little fur baby was glued to my side hiding under the covers. He doesn't like loud noises. I hope you had a great one yourself. Keep in touch and let me know about your writing. Your friend always,
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS
I just wanted to tell all my friends here that I am grateful to have you as a friend! I love you all and have a wonderful holiday
(Teeny) Torrie, Ross, Kaleb & Jade, Juno Bohdi
Have a wonderful weekend
Have a great weekend
@Teeny💋 Hey sister, thanks for all of the positive messages! I had to take a cross country road trip/ soul searching hiatus! I think im back and recharged, now if I could only decide how to spend all the money I am GOING TO WIN tonight on the lottery, then I'll be in business! So you guys go ahead and be looking at cars, because when I win, I'm buying you any car you want! Hell make it a house also, 2 billion, even with taxes will leave me enough to do so MANY great things for people, It would be heaven to me. I literally would give most of it away just because doing things for others is what makes me happiest any more! so wish me luck and I'll let you know when the call out my numbers tonight! TTYL My Good Friend!!
@CHACHiPAGLiACCi Now I haven't heard from you in 3 days does that mean you won and you are out spending? Wow wouldn't it be great, I know what you mean about giving it all away. Helping others always makes me the happiest. I was wondering if you had broke down yet and rescued a new puppy? I know it is hard but probably the best way to fill that void that they leave behind. HOpe all is well and I'm sending you tons of positive vibes.
@Teeny💋 Thanks so much Darlin, and yes I did finally decide to fill the empty spot in the house. Shes an older girl and the poor thing had been so abused that she stayed curled up in a tight little ball almost anytime shes not eating or scratching at the door when shes gotta potty. I had planned on a puppy but the animal shelter here in Knoxville knows how much I love dogs and so they asked me one day while I was bringing donations from a FB group I admin, if I wanted to foster a severe abuse case. So after telling me her story I was a mess of tears and f**king anger thinking about the sh*t this little gal had been through in her 10 years. I honestly cant even type it right now or I'll lose it, but they said it was one of the worst cases of abuse they had seen for a dog that lived. I shouldnt type this, but if I ever find out who owned her before, I'm more than likely going to wait until shes passed and I'll burn their house down or god forbid I actually see the person. ... Anyways, enough of all that. The important thing, and the reason I took her is because I want her last years, which I hope will be another 10, will be so much better than her first 10 that she'll forget all of the bad shes went through. So even though it takes ALOT of work, it really is helping me stay focused on something by helping her. Infact this morning she was sitting on my lap curled up into her tight ball she stays in, and I was rubbing the back of her lil ears, and she gave me the first sugar she had given since I got her. That has made my entire week! I think shes finally understanding that she can relax now because while shes in her little ball she shakes uncontrollably I swear its heartbreaking. Anyways, this morning when she was sitting on my lap she took the biggest sigh ever and for the first time she stopped shaking. It only lasted a few moments but it shows a little progress. So yeah, I unfortunately didnt win the lotto THIS TIME, I think they are just waiting for the absolute perfect time before bestowing all of those millions on me! Anyways my friend, thanks again for the positive vibes, I hope you and your pack are all doing good and getting ready for the holidays. I'll keep you posted on how my lil sad Jack Russell is doing. The poor thing didnt even have a name, she was never looked at as a pet, so Ive just been calling her whatever sweet words I think of, from babygirl, angel, sweetheart, just whatever comes out usually. I figure the right name will come to me, but Ive got so much work to do just to get a sense of her personality. So I'll let you know when that inspiration hits me! Have yourself a fantastic evening and I'll ttyl. Read moreLess
@CHACHiPAGLiACCi What a touching story! I wish everyone in the world could have your compassion for animals. I know I do. Just remember in a month or 2 you will see she rescued you too. Please keep me updated and send some pics when she is more calm and relaxed. Just give her every bit of love you got and that is all that matters.
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