The 2M BOoOK Club Christmas Stocking Filler 1 – COOK BOOKS. (345 views, 6 replies)
master
Now THESE are srsly sexy!! I'm gonna pop open a box of wine and whip up some bastardized ramen noodles asap!! 
HO HO HO!!! 
God
master
Haven't made it to bastardizing those ramen noodles yet - but 'Box'd Wine' was def a fandamntastic start. Which led me to ponder whether wine would suffice to trigger a flurry of bassturdizing? [tequila will, NO doubt] Jeebus; What Would Julia Childs Do? Yes ma'am she'd power DRINK and create a noodle armageddon. So, I'm chuggin' booze in honor of Julia, connoisseurs and students worldwide - those slimy lil' noodle basturds better watch out. 
master
did that ramen book srsly list cuffs, stun guns and carrot-top? dayum noddles gunna catch serious hell... we need moar 
wine Recipes.
senior master
To maintain a certain modicum of political correctness, the recipes are part of the Bastardized & Unbastardized Ramen and Rawomen of an Orange hair colour disposition, which will come in handy for your friend in the White House as I have heard he was in for a check up recenty and apparently at the last one in Feb 2019, weighing in at a bullish 110kg (243lb) and 190cm (6 feet 3 inches), he passed the official threshold for being considered obese, with a body mass index (BMI) of 30.4.
Poor Melania ... what a FLOTUS has to do for her country.
So don't be a fat ass like the guy in the White House and get cooking healthy.
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senior master
No freebies today. All books available at your favourite on line book store.
More to follow ...