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Asmodeus
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Asmodeus

If all the world's a stage, where's my frigging Oscar? When life throws you lemons, don't waste them on lemonade. Stuff them full of stones and throw them back. It's far more effective.
Nick name:
Asmodeus
Real name:
My own but it's not Fred ;-)
Last online:
4 years ago
Registered:
7 years ago (Oct 9, 2017)
Website:
https://mywordsmywayblog.wordpress.com https://www.booksiesilk.com/users/Marilyn+Whyte-31900
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Sex:
Female
Relat. status:
Single
Birth date:
1967-00-00
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Interests:
About me:
I'm a perfectly normal person.
It's the rest of them you need to worry about. Trust me.
Now where did I leave my meds?

I'm only interesting when I have a bounce back. If I have no one to talk to, and therefore no reason to speak, how could I be interesting except silently in my own head and that would either make me arrogant or insane.
But when there's a sounding board to reflect against, and hear echoes of thoughts bounce back...THEN I become interesting.

NOTE: My single status does not mean I'm looking for a hookup. You've been denied for a reason. Suck it up Buttercup!

"I hurt myself today to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain the only thing that's real"
J.C.

I'm a good person but fuck me over, treat me like a mug and discover the Bitch.

"I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch 'cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move, the things that I do"
E.J.
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@Mykee83 Swap c**t (I don't use that one unless really meant) for f**k and that's me!! Fuck f**k f**k f**k f**k....LMAO. Suitable for all situations and occasions.

Example -

Fuck, that's excellent

Fuck that's bollox

Fuck, that's bad

Fuck, that's really sad

See? :-)

Off to get a permanent marker pen..... X


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📽️ᗩᗯᗩᖇᗪ ᗯIᑎᑎIᑎG SᕼOᖇT ᖴIᒪᗰ.............................★[b]SᕮQᑌ ᕮᑎᑕᕮ[/b]
A (comedy) horror short film, it tells the story of Billy, a burger flipper who wakes up one day to find that the entire world, including his girlfriend, has had a nightmare about him. Everyone, from his employer to his girlfriend to the man he tries to save during an armed robbery, thus turns against him. Having been left a mysterious note telling him that You're It, it is clear that this is only going to be a temporary issue.

vimeo.com/59773155

[b]ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ ᗯOᑎᗪᕮᖇᖴᑌᒪ ᗯᕮᕮKᕮᑎᗪ......STᗩY Sᗩᖴᕮ[/b]

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@ᗩᖇᗰᕮᕮK Hi armeek. This was so cool! I'm not a horror fan (because of my own problems with very vivid dreams ironically) but just watched this during a break from decorating, in a good mood, with a cup of tea, in the sunshine (I have this theory that watching them in the dark doesn't help! Lol).

It was so clever...and the acting in these shorts you post is above par. It can't be easy to throw yourself into a role for such a short space of time and still convey the fullness of a character, but I'm gripped every time.

Thank you again for another great short.

My weekend is fantastic, I hope yours is too X


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@¿?.,Simple,.?¿ Please tell me that genuinely came out of a cracker or something. That is so freaky!! X


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<3 xoxo <3


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@Mykee83 It's Ninja Seagull Operatives ;-)

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@Asmodeus where'd I put that bag of rice...

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@Mykee83 Noooooo!!!

Where'd I put the number for the SSPCA....

PMSL


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youtu.be/EWZ7Xv4Cawc I LOVE THIS!!! Touches the Heart of the mean little lad I once was. Besides, their Russians. Churchill was right. We never should have stopped marching til The Allies hit Moscow. This is U.S. Black Ops basic training. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@PAUL58 Fuck! If they did that to me you'd hear me screaming from your house!!


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@¿?.,Simple,.?¿ GO, GO, GO! Kill `em all! Let God sort `em out. US ARMY 1977. smiley smiley smiley smiley I pray I`m not alive to see that!! Man marrying Man up in San Francisco is bad enough!

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@PAUL58 Come visit and I'll take you for a night out round Brighton. You'll have a coronary. About 40% of my friends are gay ;-)

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@Asmodeus No offense directed toward your friends!! However, I`m old school and don`t like that lifestyle, or that some people, especially out here in The Land of Fruits and Nuts are pushing it down my throat saying I have to accept it as normal and live with it. BULLROAR!!! They can have it. I don`t!! Sorry. Still Pen-Pals? Or do I get thrown overboard into a sea that is floating with souls just like mine. smiley smiley smiley

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@PAUL58 Genuine question. How do you feel about two women having sex, ie: 'lesbian' porn. Especially if a guy is invited to join?

You can answer privately if preferred, it is a genuine question, not an attempt to start an argument or sexual chat ;-)

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@Asmodeus Well put!!! I don`t like it! If that makes me a prude, then so be it. That`s just me, for Only I and no one else can speak for me. CURIOUS Its 4:30 A.M. there right? Don`t you ever sleep? Or am I pen-pals with a vampire? :)

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@PAUL58 Lol...a bat actually ;-) It's 3.30am. And no...I sleep weird hours, few and far between.

Thank you for the honesty, it's appreciated, and I won't ever attempt to make you see things my way. All I ask if that you consider that it's NOT a lifestyle, but a state into which someone is born. Just as I didn't choose to be the way I am, a bat...errr I meant short! Genetics. And I can't be anything other than short, just as somebody who is gay cannot be anything other than gay.

I'll not ram it down your throat. Actually I don't possess one to ram down anybody's throat...weird expression that isn't it?

But I will rebutt any open prejudice on my wall if I see it with my own brand of response - never abusive. X

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@Asmodeus A RIGHTEOUS LADY IN THE QUEEN`S ENGLAND, INDEED!!! Even if you people drive down the wrong side of the street, use the wrong system of weights and measurements, and still owe us money from lend-lease from WW-2. That will be the only prejudice from me from now on. Still what I just said is true. You`ve even infected most of the world with that metric system. Please stop!!! Or we invade the Faulklands. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@PAUL58 What you on about? We gave you our language and you're so lazy you ditched letters you couldn't be bothered to write...

Color? Favorite? What the fck! Lol.

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@Asmodeus Sorry!!smiley smiley Someone told me the last Arthur Treacher`s Fish and Chips was there in The Faulkland`s. Going to watch The Magic Sword now from 1962. Good flik!! Your GOOD people! Look for my last funny on the chat thing. See Ya!!!smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@PAUL58 lend-lease was paid off around a decade ago, you're probably thinking of Russia.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6215847.stm


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🔹Happy Sunday........Have a safe week ahead.....Be well.


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📽️ᗰᑌᒪTI-ᗩᗯᗩᖇᗪ ᗯIᑎᑎIᑎG SᕼOᖇT ᖴIᒪᗰ....................★Tᕼᕮ SOᑌTᕼᕮᖇᑎ ᗷᕮᒪᒪᕮ
The paths of two starkly different men, a generation apart, converge late one evening for them to discover they have a dark and destructive bond.

vimeo.com/29259155

ᕼᗩᐯᕮ ᗩ ᗯOᑎᗪᕮᖇᖴᑌᒪ ᗯᕮᕮKᕮᑎᗪ.....STᗩY Sᗩᖴᕮ

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@ᗩᖇᗰᕮᕮK Wow! I feel like I just watched a 2 hour epic. So much story in just 10 minutes. Brilliant. Thanks for that armeek. X


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Parrots on E
A worrying trend smiley

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@shabbapaul Take a trip to some club in Sheffield on a Saturday night. Birds of their nuts on pills aren't that unusual ;-) PMSL.


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3D Animated Short Film........................*Descendants
*A 3D animated film about the dream of reaching the unreachable and about the fact that something good can evolve from something evil..........*Starring: Whoopi Goldberg


www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhutLj3S...

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@ᗩᖇᗰᕮᕮK That was sad! I felt like I did when I watched Bambi aged 9! Lol

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