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max_black

bad decisions make for good stories
Nick name:
max_black
Real name:
Douglas
Last online:
1 year ago
Registered:
2 years ago (Jan 13, 2022)
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Sex:
Male
Relat. status:
Single
Birth date:
1958-10-07
Interests:
Profile is full on 90%
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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Thank you, Cass ✌❤


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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Thank you, and a Most Merry Christmas to you


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@ᚘ𝕺ƸᚰĦҜïᑻ⭍🌘 Those are fantastic 👏 are you familiar with the work of Hans Bellmer ?


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hehehehehe *makes snow angels with you*

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@PacificLilly I wish I could do a click to play, so it would shut off lol cat is gonna be zooming forever lol I will delete maybe in a while, give him/her a break hehe
There's no delete oh no merps ): oh wait there is an edit button *ebil giggles*

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@PacificLilly lol...thanks, Lilly !!


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8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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@max_black I love it Max it sure puts this crazy world in perspective 💞


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*huge hugs* ❤️

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@PacificLilly Merps, that is gigantic lol 😆

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@PacificLilly smiley right back atcha, Lilly smiley


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Sometimes a tree is just a tree


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@max_black And make the ignorant and lazy believe everything on YouTube. smiley


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-love the post cheers!


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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 smiley smiley ain't that the truth


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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Thank you!! I hope you're enjoying the day as well ✌

@max_black you are welcome and yes I'm having a nice day thanks☮


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