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New Zealand author Stu Duval wins the coveted 2021 B-L award for worst writing.
www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Makes me proud to be Kiwi!

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"A lecherous sunrise flaunted itself over a flatulent sea, ripping the obsidian bodice of night asunder with its rapacious fingers of gold, thus exposing her dusky bosom to the dawn’s ogling stare."

Beat that!
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@Buttless I have to say that this was a close one:

"Grand Panjandrum's Special Award
Victor Frankenstein admired his masterpiece stretched out on the lab slab; it was almost human, OK, no conscience or social awareness, and not too bright, but a little plastic surgery to hide the scars and bolts, maybe a spray tan and a hairdo, and this guy could run for President!"


My second choice is undoubtedly the 3d Dishonorable mention in the Adventure category:

"As Dr. Steinbeck fought off the stone monstrosities that had ambushed the expedition crews deep within the Mayan pyramid, his lifelong friend, Dr. Williams, chose to heed his colleague’s wise words and “run while you still can”—a choice that ultimately left us stuck with him for a protagonist rather than the infinitely more intriguing late Dr. Steinbeck.

Derek Lepoutre, Pickering, Ontario, Canada"

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smiley ahahhha. It's ok we all get through this at some point

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