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Valuable health advice from a Kardashian. (434 views, 39 replies)

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www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment...

Kourtney Kardashian's company Lemme is promoting vaginal gummies.
Lemme’s vaginal gummies are called “Lemme Purr” (no prizes for guessing why) and apparently cost US$30.

Announcing the sca-I-mean-business to Instagram, the Kardashian company wrote:

“Meet Lemme Purr: our new vaginal health gummy! Vaginal health is such an important part of a woman’s overall well-being (and not talked about enough) which is why we are so excited to launch this,” the post read.

“Give your vagina the sweet treat it deserves (and turn it into a sweet treat). You know what they say… you are what you eat.”
“We combined real pineapple and Vitamin C with the power of clinically-studied SNZ 1969™ probiotics to target vaginal health and pH levels that support freshness and taste.”

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I am thinking of ordering some rum-and-raisin flavour (well, it is good in ice-cream) and K2-free.
The next difficulty is... how to tell the recipient she needs it?

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I am wondering how would they market a rectal suppository..... smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Maybe Don could infuse a slow-release extract in a dissolving buttplug. Let's patent it quickly.
What flavour would you like?

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@Buttless Baklava smiley

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@M3g4m1nd These chocolate-dipped baklavas look authentic.
Lubricate with ouzo.

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@Buttless Lubricate with Ouzo? Ouch......thats gonna sting smiley

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@M3g4m1nd I bet she calls them Lemme Toot...

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@M3g4m1nd I'm sure they will be on the market soon enough. I can't believe this

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 After Gwyneth Paltrow's explosive vagina scented candle....I can smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley oh dear, I forgot about that smiley

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 How could you? We covered it so thoroughly last time... smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Did we cover these too? smiley



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@SimonM No, we certainly didnt. We limited ourselves to this:



and Don's Award Winning....



smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd Blech! smiley smiley

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I'm not putting a "gummy" anything in my pillussa. smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak But... this is genuine health advice, from influencers on the internet, it must be right.

Scientists are paid by Bill Gates to hide the truth and microchip us, ignore them.

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@DontSpeak nor am I. It will be discovered years from now it causes vjj cancer or something like that smiley smiley

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 I wouldn't even known about any of this but glancing at this.

That's how relevant these evil, capitalistic, publicity whores are to me. smiley

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@DontSpeak same and same

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@💛Yellow_rose1💛 I just noticed you wrote "VJJ" on your comment!!! smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak That is why we post Public Service Announcements! smiley

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@DontSpeak One could be mistaken for a piñata after cramming Jolly Roger candie's up their pillussa IMHO. smiley Thus, inadviseable... albeit highly employable?! smiley

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@(⌐■_■) Piñata, candle, latest version of "Air Wick", or knickers freshener, these people are beyond confused on what goes where in the the human body.

I can't wait to see how the elderly Kardashian's reassemble and freshen themselves in their old age.

Not.

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@DontSpeak
Freshen this!

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What a weird world we live in when some want their air to smell like vaginas and their vaginas to smell like air. lol

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@Buttless Oh no it doesn't.

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@Buttless smiley

"Bathing; you're doing it wrong."

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@Buttless Once you get past the smell, you got it licked. smiley

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@DemandingFemale In this case, they want their vaginas to smell like lemons.

smiley smiley

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My first thought was Why would anyone listen to a Kardashian Then I remembered the whole Tide Pod eating phenomenon and how people had to be told REPEATEDLY not to eat laundry soap. Then I remembered that when Covid hit, everyone thought the world was going to end so they bought up all the sh*t tickets. Then I remembered that people will listen to anyone who's in front of a camera, and appears on their TV screen. Then I remembered that Alex Jones is actually someone who believes the things he says. Then I remembered that...... smiley

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@nonehere True. And there are several on here repeating nonsense from fraudsters on Youtube and denying scientific facts.

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@Buttless Terry Goodkind once said, "People are stupid, they will believe anything. Either because they want it to be true, or because they fear it to be true." I see irony in quoting a fiction writer, but it does make sense to me.

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Valuable Valentine's advise to the Kardashian's: smiley smiley smiley

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@DontSpeak that meat tray is so sad.. smiley

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@Buttless Less sad cos it's SPIKY!

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