Live: The funeral of Queen Elizabeth II (508 views, 84 replies)
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Fox News??? Seriously? At a time like this you dont prefer watching this from the source? You know, the BBC? 
@SimonM Excusez-moi for preferring the original from the colonial imitation You are too late though, I am watching this on BBC for 6 hours already 
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@SimonM Hmmm....sorry no. Too bland for me. I would prefer something more colorful and more functional:
@SimonM This is a funeral thread....have you got no shame? Never mind, its a rhetorical question
@SimonM Speaking of funerals and dildos, two words that should never be used in the same sentence........OMG:
@DontSpeak Its brilliant. This would make such a nice prank. Imagine placing this over the fireplace instead of a traditional urn
@JudgeDredd I meant the person who designed it, not you. Seems kinda dangerous for delicate areas.
I don't know if you read what the designer had in mind, but:
Designer Mark Sturkenboom has created a memory box called 21 Grams, that includes a dildo containing the ashes of the owner's deceased loved one. There is also a scent diffuser, a necklace and an amplifier for playing the favourite music of the deceased....
“She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again.”
The name is taken from the purported weight of a human soul.
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...a scent diffuser and an amplifier???
@💛Yellow_rose1💛 I can understand your concern, but I think they were be facetious not degrading.
If it offended you, I'm sorry.
@DontSpeak Oh no I wasn't trying to make anyone feel bad, I was being facetious too. I know it's all in good fun. Although it was odd and I really did want to know how it went from the Queen to dildos lol
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They have a fondness for them.
And chocolate penises and cakes.
Personally, I don't see the attraction, but it is funny.
@DontSpeak Yeah, I don't think anyone will be seeing me eat cake penises anytime soon. I mean who doesn't love cake but that to me is a huge turn off. The dildo with the ability to put a loved ones ashes in, holy what will they think of next 
@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Get this: It's a REAL thing. With a diffuser and an amplifier.
www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/desi...
I thought it had to be made up. Nope.
As far as chocolate penises are concerned, I don't care how good the chocolate is. I am NOT eating it. Or picking it up. Ever.
@DontSpeak I looked at the link and here is what appears to be an old lady holding it. My lord in heaven. I can't see it. Nor will I eat a cake that looks like that either.
@SimonM It comes in a variety of sizes, colours and flavours!
www.amazon.com/-/es/Polla-chocol...
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@DontSpeak I can't, I'm full up after eating the cake
There is always this option if you prefer.. 
@DontSpeak I just don't understand. Perhaps I'm a prude and just realizing it now
@💛Yellow_rose1💛 Not at all. I think depending on the part of the world that you live in, you'll find it funny.
Most Europeans find this type of humour funny.
Simon doesn't count. They can't decide if they want to be European or not, so he's trying to join the cool kids. [SPOILER]
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Time Magazine May 15, 1978
Time Magazine June 27 1969 - Is Prince Charles Necessary?
Is he?
@CitizenD You, too, can add these to your collection for $9.40 and $13.50, respectively.
www.ebay.com/itm/224808623657
www.ebay.com/itm/303897679748
@DontSpeak For the waste paper collection?
No thanks, I don't collect old and musty magazines.
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@DontSpeak I'll be ok, it's easy to see it was JD that ruined this post with his childish base humour!
@DontSpeak I'm fine thank you, nobody has been offensive. Apart from Don putting those teeth on the Queen 
@SimonM I admit, that was a bit... shocking? However, she looks really well with them!
I'd love to see that come true. No offence, but what if?
Charles would faint! Camilla could be sucked for blood, which would actually be beneficial and surprising (that she has any blood in her veins at all).
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It is a good thing Queen Elizabeth had a sense of humour (anyone married to Prince Phillip needs a SOH) because some of our other monarchs would not be so forgiving.
Queen Victoria would not be amused, and most of the Henrys were fond of sending pi$$takers to the tower.
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