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Your move Don smiley

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Let me start small. smiley

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@CitizenD smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley Extra points for originality smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley Your turn!

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@CitizenD In the category of sexy ridiculous.....this is my submission smiley

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@M3g4m1nd I am not aroused. How about this one? Bad hair day and bad tat in one. smiley


Reminds me of one of the muppets.

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@CitizenD It actually took a minute to realize whats up...... smiley

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@CitizenD Beaker

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@cariane Thank you.

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@CitizenD N/P It's kinda scary he's real!

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@cariane that was my thought exactly

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@CitizenD yes he looks like Beeker

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@Yellow_rose1 Beaker is a magnet for disasters; he regularly experiences misadventures such as being blown up, electrocuted, eaten by large monsters, or plagued by unpleasant side effects of experiments (wikipedia). Beaker quickly became a crowd favorite, amused by his humorous suffering.

People should chant more mantras instead of being amused by suffering!!!

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@CitizenD I thought beaker was so cute. I miss the muppets they were one of the best memories of my childhood. I still remember what day it aired on Sunday night. We didn't have cable therefore I was grateful that I was able to watch it. We only had 3 channels. Sometimes 4 on a clear day.

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@Yellow_rose1 Me too, those were the good old days when we only had three channels in Germany. smiley And from midnight on, only the test screens were running. smiley smiley smiley

Every Sunday afternoon I drove 20 km by moped to my friend Michael's house to watch the Muppet Show with him over rum, coffee and cake.

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@CitizenD That sounds lovely. A boy I dated in high school had one of those mopeds' So I can actually picture you on it. They were nothing like they are now that's for sure, and yes those were the days my friend, I wished they would never end smiley smiley

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@Yellow_rose1 In any case, they are the source of many pleasant memories. smiley

Did I mention that my moped was going 65 km/h instead of the legal 25? Together with underage drinking and, on the way back, drivin under influence, that makes three felonies in one day. smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD You sound like the boyfriend I dated. Your name isn't Tom is it? smiley smiley smiley

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@Yellow_rose1 smiley I regret to say, no.

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@M3g4m1nd That is F'd up in so many ways, but the artist is amazing. The wrinkle detail around the zipper is incredible.

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@Wander I fully agree. I wouldnt exactly date that woman, but I would certainly be staring at her for hours and hours.

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How about that one? Run away screaming? smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Naa. I screamed, when I saw this one. smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Holly Shit.....not really precious, is it? smiley smiley

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How about that? Fitting for our resident conspiracy theorists smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley What did Freud say again about the loss of the sense of shame.

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@CitizenD Probably this....



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@M3g4m1nd This is disturbing

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@nikidivine716 I have to agree. Its not the subject that is the problem. After all, humor is a matter of personal taste. Its the permanence of the statement that I find disturbing.

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....and the youngest tat ever..... smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Dayum, she needs to fix that poor baby's BUTT. smiley

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I call this one Happy Troll. smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Good planning smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd refresh! smiley

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@CitizenD Sorry.....kinda lost my way smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley
This is irritating.

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
I'm a sucker for Bad Spelling.

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@CitizenD I know what you mean there..... smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
I send greetings to all dyslexics. smiley

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@CitizenD I think this is them saying Hi back



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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
I believe that sounds even funnier for Germans.

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@CitizenD How so?

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@M3g4m1nd Difficult to explain. Just the sound and Latte means boner.

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@M3g4m1nd Indeed it is....

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@CitizenD gag me please! smiley That is so absurd and ridiculous! smiley smiley smiley

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@StarKissed Worst thing is.... he has to comb it all the time. smiley

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@CitizenD and then that comb is laying around with arm hair in it. smiley smiley

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BTW, here's a picture of a good friend of mine. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL smiley smiley smiley smiley

I see your straight and I raise



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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley Not bad, but I'll top it.

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@CitizenD Now I can top yours... smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Oh thats bad. smiley smiley smiley

You win!!!

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@M3g4m1nd Although....

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@CitizenD Oh Lord..... smiley

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@CitizenD Idk how to even respond.....

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@M3g4m1nd thats disturbing to say the least,,, wth`??

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@M3g4m1nd Message for daddy?
Dayum, that hurts yer soul doesn't it... smiley

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@M3g4m1nd Poor Waldo.

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@Wander smiley To be honest.....this is my favorite Waldo mishap. Certainly the funniest smiley

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@CitizenD My pic gets everywhere, even on butts...

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@Buttless You poor thing. When did you lose an eye?

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@DemandingFemale There are pics of a guy with an elephant tatt around his cock, which becomes the trunk. Media reports said he has difficulty with women and regretted it.
But I suppose posting it is OTT smiley smiley smiley

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@Buttless lol... If you'd seen the aggro caused by some of the pics in this thread you wouldn't even be suggesting it.

I've seen that pic lol

I knew a guy that had an arrow pointing down and "Rub here and a genie will appear" tattooed just below his belly button. I haven't any pictures. We weren't that friendly

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@DemandingFemale Why is the world becoming so prudish?
Some people just look for things to be offended about.

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@DemandingFemale LOL....reminds me of a friend of mine who had this message tattooed just below his belly button. It said:

"If you can read this, you are right where I want you to be"

......in VERY small letters smiley

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@M3g4m1nd When I was about 14, my best friend and I were sitting on a park bench gossiping about the rising trend in lip fillers. My friend said:

"I hate people with fck-off lips" (big lips)

The guy sitting quietly next to us suddenly turns to us and says

"Sorry girls" and proceeds to pull his bottom lip down to reveal to words 'F*ck Off'

All these years later and it still makes me laugh.

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From the animal kingdom: a confused llama smiley smiley smiley

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@CitizenD nice one

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Bad tattoos happen to good people too. smiley smiley

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@CitizenD Thats......quite f**ked up. smiley smiley

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STOP THE PRESS



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If you're ever in a bad mood, never forget....

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@CitizenD .....and always thank your mother smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd And again, Mother is deeply disappointed in him. smiley

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@CitizenD Poor mothers.....



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For the basketball lovers



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@M3g4m1nd or yo hoof after been branded like a mare

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@M3g4m1nd Who is Youself?

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@Wander probably the cousin of Hoop smiley

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If you need a Tat for constipation......look no further smiley smiley

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Don't jude him!

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@M3g4m1nd smiley smiley


Look! Someone wants to play...

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@CitizenD ๐ŸŽผHey Jude๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต... yeah, he needs to be a BIG Beatles fan now.

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Guys, I've started receiving reports regarding some of the images in this thread. Maybe stick the sensitive images in [SPOILER] with a heads-up.

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Warning: Gross and stupid.
Don't do this at home.

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@Buttless That's why it's so funny, it's super stupid.
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@StarKissed If anyone has a mole on the back of their head, I'm not laughing at you! I'm laughing with you. (Simon) smiley ๐Ÿ’œ

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@StarKissed Instead of consulting Dr. Pimple Popper... This guy is a friggn genius. smiley smiley smiley

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@StarKissed One 'n ONLY $10 Betty Boop Hairdo?

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@(โŒโ– _โ– ) It does look familiar! smiley

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@StarKissed Hell....why not? Lets immortalize bad hair day smiley

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@M3g4m1nd So easy, just rub a washcloth over it. smiley oops, smiley did it again. smiley

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@StarKissed smiley smiley smiley
Christine McVie will send him a cease and desist. smiley

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Wow, just wow!๐Ÿ˜‚

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โšกโšกโšก

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@CitizenD Is that Freddie Mercury? smiley

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@StarKissed The one and only. smiley

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@CitizenD I don't think Freddy Mercury and AC/DC are, er, compatible.
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@Buttless Exactly! smiley

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Freddie would've chewed that arm off himself!

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Someone might think I have a bald head fetish, ๐Ÿค” smiley

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@StarKissed LOL....You have to give him credit for a great sense of humor smiley smiley

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@M3g4m1nd He would have to have! And hopefully he'd appreciate me sitting behind him laughing out loud, b/c I would! smiley

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Straight out of my nightmares..... smiley

[SPOILER]

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@M3g4m1nd That isn't funny! smiley What was he attempting to achieve? smiley

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Don't know about him, but many of the women who do this type thing have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Very sad.

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My only tattoo is a single word on my penis.

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@Bread&Circuses Small writing?

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@Buttless smiley Interestingly, I found a product where even this font of yours is too big for use...... smiley smiley



[SPOILER]

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@M3g4m1nd I can't even enlarge the picture big enough to see it. smiley smiley

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@StarKissed Its hilarious, isnt it? smiley smiley

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@StarKissed Now THAT is funny smiley smiley smiley

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SNAKE CHARMER

WARNING

[SPOILER]

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@StarKissed Wow! Where is the artist? (asking for a friend). smiley

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@Buttless The page I found these on is extremely vulgar and disgusting. smiley

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@StarKissed Aaaw, I'd never look at anything vulgar or disgusting!

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@Buttless I knew you wouldn't want to. smiley
Even worse, they received multiple likes from others. smiley

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BROS BEFORE HOES

WARNING EXTRAORDINARILY OFFENSIVE


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@M3g4m1nd I'm thinking some people may not get how ridiculous this is. I knew you would! smiley
smiley smiley smiley

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@StarKissed Thats because we share the same sense of humor smiley smiley

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